Dear Banana Republic-
You know how much I love you. If I could, I’d blow every last penny I had at your store. I’ve been such a loyal fan of yours over the years, as long as you disregard those few months last year when you were intent on only selling things covered in animal prints and I pretended you didn’t exist.
I just received an email that you’re having a 25% off sale and my first thought was “Awesome! I’m sure I can find a few dollars to spend!” A Banana Republic Sale is just what I need to brighten up this dreary Friday afternoon. And then I inspected further and saw that the discount is only available on “Adult Work Styles.”
Seriously? Adult Work Styles is the best your marketing team could come up with? Are you trying to drain all of the fun out of shopping? Or are you just trying to differentiate from “Kid Work Styles”?
While you have gone out of your way to include some incredibly gorgeous pieces in the sale, such as this: